May 2013
assiest:
dwayne johnson, paper, scissors
hstyles:
the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
icedoutyouth:
“omg ur dog bit someone it needs 2 be put down!!”
no you need to stop fucking with dogs
bikenesmith:
boo radley